15 Things to Thank Your Mother For This Mothers Day
Melissa Fischer
If you are running into writers block while writing that Mothers Day card this year, let me help you out. Here are 15 things that you absolutely must thank your mom for.
1. Literally (not figuratively) keeping you alive.
Think about it. If your mom hadn’t acquired (or lactated) nourishment and physically stuck it in your needy little mouth, at times coercing you to eat it, day after day... after day... after day... after day… you wouldn’t even be alive to say Happy Mothers day.
2. Embracing the torturous sights and sounds of children’s television programming.
Back in the day kid’s shows didn't feature Jimmy Eat World, Andy Samberg and The Roots. Sure Sesame Street had a few cool guest stars and Mr. Rodgers had some pretty chill tunes, but for the most part, your mom probably put up with torture like this:
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